Cuteamus Fruitamus
Peaches and her kind are known in Latin as Cuteamus Fruitamus [pl. cuteamus fruitami]. This name can be roughly translated to "cute-fruit." Scientists have done extensive studies on Cuteamus Frutami and have found a cuteamus frutamus' emotions can be determined by the shape of their head.
Some examples include "Flathead," an indication the bird is content. This is usually accompanied by soft beak grinding, and cute chirps. "Muttonhead" occurs when the birds puff their muttonchop-like cheek feathers out to show off. Figures 1-A and 1-B demonstrate these traits.
Figure 1-A: The content Flathead
Figure 1-B: The ostentatious Muttonhead
Though the Cuteamus Fruitamus has a variety of good-natured head shapes, it also has more insidious ones. Lumphead or Cro-Magnon head means trouble. This head shape may mean the Cuteamus Fruitamus has found a territory that nobody should come near. Don't even look at its territory. Lumphead can also mean the Cuteamus Fruitamus is being mischievous. Please see figures 2-A through 2-C.
Figure 2-A: A typical Lumphead trait. Please note the evil intentions in the eyes.
Figure 2-B: The aggressive Lumphead. This Cuteamus Fruitamus is guarding her mate, Jake. Note his sleeve in the right-hand side of the image.
Figure 2-C: The mischievous Lumphead. These creatures find purses and other inconvenient spaces to be entertaining.
Some examples include "Flathead," an indication the bird is content. This is usually accompanied by soft beak grinding, and cute chirps. "Muttonhead" occurs when the birds puff their muttonchop-like cheek feathers out to show off. Figures 1-A and 1-B demonstrate these traits.
Figure 1-A: The content Flathead
Figure 1-B: The ostentatious Muttonhead
Though the Cuteamus Fruitamus has a variety of good-natured head shapes, it also has more insidious ones. Lumphead or Cro-Magnon head means trouble. This head shape may mean the Cuteamus Fruitamus has found a territory that nobody should come near. Don't even look at its territory. Lumphead can also mean the Cuteamus Fruitamus is being mischievous. Please see figures 2-A through 2-C.
Figure 2-A: A typical Lumphead trait. Please note the evil intentions in the eyes.
Figure 2-B: The aggressive Lumphead. This Cuteamus Fruitamus is guarding her mate, Jake. Note his sleeve in the right-hand side of the image.
Figure 2-C: The mischievous Lumphead. These creatures find purses and other inconvenient spaces to be entertaining.
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